AISubs v3.7
(Cutting the jelly with a pair of scissors)
What is it? Don't eat such a hard thing!
I can't eat it with my tongue like that anymore.
You only eat jelly and your teeth don't get worse.
Uh, that's...
Today, that's...
Where did it go?
Um...
That's it.
Um...
Where did the glasses go?
I bought a pocket ball and sent it to you.
Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry.
I'm sorry.
You...
Are you a man or a woman?
I'm a man.
You're a man?
That's it.
Um...
Shibayu's gone.
He's gone.
And Yumemaru's still...
What are you doing now?
Yumemaru's dead.
Yumemaru's dead!
When did he die?
Why do you keep talking to me like that?
I'm going up there.
Next...
I'm going to get wet.
No, no, no, no.
(Cutting the jelly with a pair of scissors)
Do you want a drink?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
It's spilling, it's spilling, it's spilling.
Oh, no, no, no, no, no.
It's spilling, you know.
Oh, you know, you know, you know, you know...
Oh!
Huh?
Oh!
Hey, it's...
Yeah...
It's waiting for me...
Yeah...
Already...
Kamizawa is...
Yeah...
already...
Bokratilde...
Well...
I can't stand it anymore.
You know, today...
You...
You're late for work today, you know...
I was like, "Is it noon today?"
It's 5 or 5 o'clock.
Where's my wallet?
I don't know where I put it.
You don't need your wallet?
You say something like those old spending guys it used to be like back in my days in Okinawa.
When was that?
That was like 60 years ago!
Yeah, that's right.
And back in those days, what was it, Kokusai Street?
I remember walking around there all wet.
And that was in that video.
And back in those days, what was it, a woman hugging a woman?
I was sleeping!
What are you talking about?
Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought you were dead!
(He was sleeping)
This is a good story.
How about that?
That was in the middle of a story meeting.
How about that?
That was a prank where you die on the road.
That's not funny!
It's not funny? It's not useful?
And you, your grandchild?
What are you talking about?
That was in the middle of a story meeting.
How old is your grandchild?
She is 15 years old now.
When did you get married?
Married?
How old is your grandchild?
Is she that cute?
But you know,
back in the day, before and after marriage,
a man would get married and have a grandchild.
I don't know about that anymore.
Why don't you bring your grandchild Beppin?
Beppin is a girl.
Your grandchild is a girl?
She was a girl?
She was a little girl.
She married her grandpa.
I don't know her name anymore.
What was her name?
Takako.
That's a good name.
It's not a bad name.
Back in the day,
Okura's grandchild was called Takako.
Really?
Takako's grandchild was called Takako. Really?
Yes.
And, you know, the one who was spinning on the ice.
Asada's grandchild.
No, no. The one who died a long time ago.
What was Tetsuya's grandchild's name?
Well, he was called Takako.
I can't say it. I can't say it.
You can't say it.
I'm sorry.
You can't say it.
(Tetsuya's grandchild was called Takako.)
Wait, wait, wait. Turn around.
What are you doing?
You're not eating dinner with your wife today.
In the past, I used to say "no, no, no" to people like that.
It's a big deal for me to say it myself.
I can't stand it anymore.
What is this? Do you peel it off from the outside?
That's what you eat.
This is a vibrato.
No, it's an omelet.
This is what you eat.
You talk a lot. You talk a lot for Ryu-chan.
This is what you eat.
Do you want me to eat it?
No, I don't need it.
Vibrato is delicious.
(Tetsuya's grandchild was called Takako.)
You used to do it in the past.
Seafood...
You knew how to make sushi.
Is your grandchild Rikku?
He is 50 years old now.
He is 50 years old already.
Is he too young?
He is young.
Hikakin is on TV.
Hikakin is on TV too.
Who's that?
Recording?
That's you, right?
From when I was prime minister?
(Recording)
Well, it's been a while.
Well, now...
Well...
No matter what I do, it doesn't change.
Well, well...
A little while ago, I was told...
You're a farmer, you're a farmer, you're a farmer, you're a farmer.
Well...
No matter what I do, it doesn't change.
In the past...
In the past, there were about 10,000 farmers.
Wow, that's a lot.
There are very few now.
The era is over.
There was such a thing.
The era is over.
I saw it in the past.
I'm still doing it like this.
You've been watching other YouTubers lately, haven't you?
That's important.
It's important to continue.
You're studying, too, aren't you?
I'm studying all the time.
Studying.
Studying life.
What was it?
You're a noisy person who chases men's grandmothers, aren't you?
What?
What is this?
Who is it?
It's me.
I'm using a rare thing again.
It's nostalgic.
I want to eat with you again.
Was it Denny's?
It's not Denny's anymore.
Is it not there anymore?
It's gone.
It's like a fitness club now.
Who goes there?
Why do young people do that?
It's popular.
Is that so?
I don't know.
But high school students go there.
Is that so?
I don't know. You are old.
I'm old.
I'm old and I'm doing it.
You are old.
What should we do?
We can't do it.
It's better to do it now than later.
We can't do it.
We can't do it before calling.
If we die, we'll die.
We can't do it before calling.
Hey.
What is this?
Did you get scared?
No, I was just like, you know...
Yeah...
Hey!
Don't say "huh" anymore, okay?
Yeah...
Buggy-san!
Hurry up and call him!
Oh, I'm sorry...
Hurry up and call him!
I'm sorry, okay?
Yeah...
I'm the one who's noisy...
Yeah...
Yeah!
Why?!
Huh?!
Are you telling me that the prank was a huge success?!
Huh?!
Ahhh!
A bug-eyes-dead-prank!
Ahhh!
I got a lot of this...
What the heck is this?!
I told you!
Buggy-san...
Hey, Buggy-san...
You scared me...
I thought you guys were really dead...
I don't believe you...
I really thought you guys were dead...
I don't believe you...
Forget it...
Bug-eyes-dead-prank...
Hey!
Forget it...
You always act like you're dead, don't you?
Hey!
Forget it...
Hey!
Forget it...
It's over...
Yeah, it's over...
This is exhausting...
Yeah...
We can't do this anymore...
Yeah...
Just you again...
Yeah...
Are you done talking?
It's just the three of us...
It's already 7 in the morning...
I'm going to watch something on HitoGinTV...
HitoGinTV?
It's 7 in the morning on HitoGinTV...
HitoGinTV?
You're wrong about that...
You're always wrong...
I'm going to...